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The
Perfect
Woman
"An
extraordinarily handsome man
decided he had the
responsibility to marry the
perfect woman so they could
produce beautiful children
beyond compare.
With that as
his mission he began to search
for the perfect
woman.
Shortly there
after he met a Redneck who had
three stunning,
gorgeous
daughters that positively took
his breath away.
So he
explained his mission to the
Redneck and asked for
permission to marry one of
them.
The Redneck
simply replied, "They're
lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place. Look
'em over and pick the one you
want."
The man dated
the first daughter.
The next day
the Redneck asked for the man's
opinion.
"Well," said
the man, "she's just a weeeeee
bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."
The Redneck
nodded and suggested the man
date one of the other girls; so
the man went out with the
second daughter.
The next day,
the Redneck again asked how
things went.
"Well,"the
man replied, "she's just a
weeeee bit, not that you can
hardly
tell...cross-eyed."
The Redneck
nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he
did.
The next
morning the man rushed in
exclaiming,
"She's
perfect, just perfect. She's
the one I want to
marry."
So they were
wed right away. Months later
the baby was born.
When the man
visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby
was
the ugliest,
most pathetic human you can
imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law and asked how
such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the
parents.
"Well,"
explained the
Redneck...
"She was just
a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...
pregnant when
you met her."
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