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The Perfect
Woman
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had
the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful
children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began to search for
the perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three
stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath
away.
So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked
for permission to marry one of them.
The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to
get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you
want."
The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's
opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things
went.
"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third
girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want
to marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby
was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified:
the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the
beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly
tell...
pregnant when you met her."
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