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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00a.m.
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors, and some even thought it had something to do with
the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled
to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes! before 11:00 a.m. all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
cleaner, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system
so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two
of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are
having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from
his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,
he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad
Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What ? ? STILL having a
Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits.
There now, feeling
better?
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